Chicken Salad Sandwich

Life-Ruining Chicken Salad

This is the end of chicken salad as you know it. No matter where the fuck you go, or what the fuck you do, you will never find a chicken salad that is as good as the one you can now make at home for yourself, like the grown-ass adult that you are. If you don’t want your favorite recipe ruined, don’t make our version of the best damn chicken salad ever. And for crying out loud, don’t come bitching to us when Great Aunt Pearl’s chicken salad croissants are no longer the staple of all your family holiday gatherings. We warned you and we don’t care.

Chicken Salad Sandwich
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Life-Ruining Chicken Salad
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What To Do With It
  1. In a large bowl, mix the chicken, celery, scallions, garlic, mayo, honey, sugar, salt, pepper, and optional pecans. After the ingredients have been combined, gently fold in the fresh grapes. Serve on toasted, buttered bread with lettuce.
  2. Eat it.

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