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Con Your Ass Into Hydration With 10 Infused Water Recipes

Thanks for the tip, moonshine.

With so many unhealthy beverages to choose from, who the fuck wants water? We know… we can’t survive on corn syrup and beer, as hard as we may try. And trust us, we’ve tried. So grab some of these fruits, vegetables and herbs and throw them in a pitcher with that clear liquid that comes out of your tap. It isn’t moonshine or sangria but it will transform your water from lame to less lame. Do yourself a fucking flavor.

Infused Water Tips

Put your fucking can opener away and buy fresh fruits and vegetables for this. Otherwise, you should just stick to your store-bought beverages.

There are millions of infused water recipes and other weird shit on the Internet. These are the ones we concocted and tried after a mass produce purchase. Let’s just say we’ll be hydrated for days.

Some recipes we don’t recommend–anything with kiwi, thyme, dill and sage. These were not that fucking great.

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10 Infused Water Recipes
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  1. Just throw the shit you want into a pitcher and add water. Let the water soak into the fruit for an hour or longer.

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